Hello, there.

I doubt you will actually see this,

because if you're stupid enough to fucking

drive 60-70mph at less than five feet behind multiple

vehicles on a busy highway, you probably

can't fucking understand HATEALL license plate with

.com after it, is a website address. Probably too

fucking stupid to have the faintest clue how or where

to type the address in to visit the website.

But let's say you did. Fuck knows your dumb bitch ass

was behind me long enough, and close enough, to clearly see it.

I hoped you were fucking stupid enough to jump out of your

car at the red light and come up to my car. I had a bunch

of presents to give you.

I also hoped that any of the dozen or so cars you rushed up on and tailed for,

again, no fucking reason, would have more time and money on their hands

than i do, and chose to brake check you. I hoped you didn't have a seatbelt on,

or otherwise would have a seatbelt failure so I could watch you get ejected

and fly through the air several hundred feet. I would have pulled over

and blocked traffic to keep you safe while I laughed at you and hoped to

witness you bleed out before anyone could get there.

You're dumb as fuck, and it's amazing you lived as long as you have.

I doubt you'll make it much longer.

p.s. Fuck you, if you didn't figure that out.

hit me up at erik@hateall.com